Funny 21st Birthday Quotes

By | May 24, 2013

“Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.” - Unknown

“There are three hundred and sixty-four days when you might get un-birthday presents … and only one for birthday presents, you know.” – Lewis Carroll

“Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.” - Larry Lorenzoni

“Finally 21, and legally able to do everything I’ve been doing since 15.” – Unknown

“May you live to be 100 and may the last voice you hear be mine.” - Frank Sinatra

“Pleas’d look forward, pleased to look behind, And count each birthday with a grateful mind.” - Alexander Pope

“The secret to eternal youth is arrested development.” - Alice Roosevelt Longworth

“Why is a birthday cake the only food you can blow on and spit on and everybody rushes to get a piece?” - Bobby Kelton

“A man of sixty has spent twenty years in bed and over three years in eating.” - Arnold Bennett

“When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much he had learned in seven years.” - Mark Twain

On the roller coaster of life, your 21st birthday is like being at the top of the first giant hill with your hands in the air and no lap bar. - Greg Tamblyn Hey, you just turned 21! Call your parents and tell them they can’t make you go to bed! -Anonymous My advice for a 21-year-old: Don’t drink and vote. - Melanie White At 21 you’re old enough to go to Vegas where you can lose all your money trying to hit on 20. - Melanie White Being 21 isn’t all it’s cracked up to be. You have to start buying your own toilet paper. - Melanie White At 16 you can drive. At 21 you can have a cold one. Do both at the same time and your present might not have a future. - Greg Tamblyn Now that you’re 21, nobody can tell you want to do, unless of course, you’re married. - Melanie White 21 is when you finally grant your parents their freedom. - Melanie White 21 is a terrific age, maybe the best. TOO BAD YOU CAN’T BE THAT OLD FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE HAHAHAHAHA. - Greg Tamblyn Now that you’re 21, people will expect you to be more responsible and learn how to change the toilet paper roll. - Melanie White One fun thing on your 21st birthday is getting carded. It’s even more fun on your 30th. - Melanie White Congratulations! You’re no longer a teenager. Now just wait till you get to be the parent of one. - Greg Tamblyn When you’re 21, you have to pay your own way. You’re going to have a whole different opinion about wearing designer jeans. - Melanie White Your parents are really excited about you turning 21. They’ve already shown me the re-design plans for your room. - Melanie White At 21 years old, lots of new doors open up. Unfortunately the ones that could get you in the most trouble are the most tempting. - Anonymous On my 21st birthday my parents gave me a cheese platter. I kept the knife just in case I ever want to give it back. - Greg Tamblyn Now that you’re 21, it’s time to stop playing video games and start designing them. - Melanie White I enjoyed being 21 so much, I’ve been that old for several years now. - Melanie White I’ve been 21 more times than I can count. - Melanie White I remember when I was 21. See, I’m not that old. - Melanie White Now that you’re 21, it’s time to grow up. No more Peter Pan – unless it’s on a sandwich. - Melanie White

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